My very own NY welcoming party

So today I got my first taste of the "BIG Apple".  I feel I am doing my diligent responsibility as, looking for a place to live. Kyle will be going to NY August 17th, and myself not until 10 days later. Again, I am looking on craigslist.org to see what places I can find. 

Today of all days I decide I really liked this place and wanted to know more information. So I give ol' Joe a call. I tell him who I am a 2 second background and what property I am looking at so far so good. He asked me at that point, what questions do you have?" I being going down my list. I ask about measurements of the rooms (hey its a big deal to a Midwesterner like myself). He has no idea what they are but said I can show you when can you stop by. I said, well I live in Missouri. He said well when is your move in date? I reply with well, we are looking around Sept 1st or a little before, see my roommates will be in NY August 17th...........

He interrupts me mid-sentence with, "Well give me a call when you really want to look at this place. I don't have time for this and hangs up."

So I curl in the proverbial fetal position accepting the brutality a Missouri boy will be faced with on the road ahead. Thanks NY, I love you and good night!